Website's Name:  zee's caption galleries
Website:  http://captions.50g.com/

Gender:  Male

Age: 26-30

Home:  poughkeepsie, NY

The Scoop:
I'm a twenty-something video store clerk with a penchant for zombies, puppets, bad movies, road trips, masturbation, italian gore movies, and girls with glasses. Once I saw Michael Landon fellate a Sabrett hot dog. You can check out my mySpace profile at: http://www.myspace.com/brotherzee

The Poop:
One time at a Chiller Theatre convention I slammed into David F. Freidman really hard and didn't feel guilty about it later.

Been capping since:  Since Caption This!

My plans for world domination include:
Masterbating into a paper cup while waiting for a pie to cool.

Favorite Venues:  Inventing Situations,  Glitter's Cap-Page Board,  Wasting Precious Time

Favorite stuff to cap:  Stuff with images.

I cap:  Whenever possible.

We're gonna Shat in an orderly fashion. Zingle file, zingle file! Ve muzt haf order to prevail here!

My guiltiest guilty pleasure:  House of Wax, starring Dame Paris Hilton. Oh, and using foaming shaving cream as lube.

If I could have just one wish, I would wish for:
For John Landis to stop making movies.

One truly memorable experience:
This one time, I got a LOL from Henry Kissenger. It was a racist joke in a "Best Week Ever" gallery, but later I had to admit I had stolen the joke from HR "Bob" Haldeman.

WHY?
For the magic. For the music. For the Boys.