Website's Name:  none
Website:  I said NONE!!

Gender:  Male

Age: 51-60

Home:  Upstate NY  I have also called home from several different phone booths.

The Scoop:
I'm a professional musician, but not a punk rocker.

The Poop:

Been capping since:  February 1999

My plans for world domination include:
Voting Republican.  Uh...I guess that ought to do it.

Favorite Venues:  Inventing Situations

Favorite stuff to cap:  Gerson has been putting on Bonanza lately.  It works for me.  It's more important who's there with you.

I cap:  Most any time.

We're gonna Shat like animals.

My guiltiest guilty pleasure:  When I used to play Monopoly I loved it when a friend would land on Boardwalk when I had a hotel on it.

If I could have just one wish, I would wish for:
Three more wishes.

One truly memorable experience:
Reusing a funny Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs caption that I stold from E the E and having him show up on the board right after I used it.  We still kid about that to this day and always make a Cocoa Puffs caption when we see each other on the board. 

WHY?
Because we *like* you.