Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

I receive a certain amount of schooling at an institution not unlike PCU. People here seem not to like to clean out the lint screens in the dryers [“where your clothes tumble freely”], which I don’t understand because it’s kinda satisfying …um, to me. I like reading, writing, music, sex, sushi, and cake. I recently had blood drawn, and I sleep more than I should. Sometimes less than I should. oh, would that I were a wee kitten…

Any significance to your capping handle?

nah

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

steve dogg

When do you usually cap?

night

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

www.somethingawful.com www.pitchforkmedia.com www.eugenemirman.com www.mcsweeneys.net Geeklife.com Cute Little Kittens

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

MST3000, Adult Swim, Discovery Channel, Animaniacs, Cowboy Bebop, The Tune, Death of a Salesman, O Brother Where Art Thou? Dancer in the Dark… I watch a lot of flash movies online [big bunny, anyone?]…I can’t think of anymore right now.

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

visit my damn boyfriend. save all the world’s kittens. retire early.

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

know thy anatomy

Date added: 04/06/03