Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

I am alive.

Any significance to your capping handle?

Nope.

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

My dominatrix referred me.

When do you usually cap?

When I'm awake (usually during Star Trek)

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

Any USENET porn group; persiankitty.com

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Star Trek; Charles in Charge (NOT!!!!)

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Have Mr. Zyzyk's babies.

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Date added: 10/31/02