Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

I was born naked and spent over half my life that way

Any significance to your capping handle?

It is the name I use all over the net

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

Looking for MST3K site

When do you usually cap?

Various times during the day or night or when I can catch a Twilight Zone on

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

Gamesville.com, pogo.com, and any free porn site

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Star Trek(all of them)

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Take over SciFi network and force people to watch mind numbing garbage... oh wait they do that now.

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Never stick Mr. Happy in a light socked and then turn it on.

Date added: 01/07/04