What is your handle?

Do you have any other handles?  If so, what are they?

What is your gender? Female Male Indeterminate Indescribable What goes on in my pants is my own damn business

What is your age? I was just born yesterday. Goo-goo. Under 18 18-25 26-30 29. Again. 31-40 41-50 51-60 Over 60 Older than dirt Older than Cher I remember when they invented gravity I used to change Methuselah's diapers Ageless I exist beyond time and space, and therefore this question is irrelevant.

Where is it that you call home?

Do you have a website?  What is its name? 
What is the URL (web address)?  

What's the scoop? (tell us something about youself)

What's the poop? (please elaborate, or tell us something else)

And you've been capping since...?  

Your plans for World Domination include:

What are your favorite capping venues?
        Caption This
        Inventing Situations (GersonK's site)
        Glitterrock's totally groovy caption board
        Other:
        Other:
        Other:

What is your favorite kind of stuff to cap?

When do you cap?  (day of the week, time of day, etc)

We're gonna Shat: like animals. with animals. only if you promise not to tell your parents. only if you promise not to tell my wife/husband. only if you promise not to tell my parole officer. like it's 1999, baby! for a little while, then back to work. all night and sleep all day. until we collapse, face down in the gutter, unconscious. in an orderly fashion. Zingle file, zingle file! Ve muzt haf order to prevail here! until we go blind. with a wide assortment of toys, lotions, restraints, power tools and farming implements. until the saints cry. until the mother ship comes to pick us up. until the police come to pick us up.

Everybody has guilty pleasures. Tell us about your guiltiest one:

If you could have just one wish, what would you wish for?

If you can, relate one truly memorable experience you had while capping:

If you have pictures that you would like to have included, you can email them to me at this address. (Just attach them to the email.)
** I reserve the right to shrink down your pictures if I think they're too large.
If you have sent pictures, then please, by all means, caption and/or describe them for us (you can also do this in the email):

And last but not least...  WHY?