Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

Well, to be honest, I'm a Star Wars geek. Seriously. I devote the majority of my time collecting , preserving, and cataloging Star Wars-related merchandise. But don't worry, I won't fight you for that Han Solo action figure at Toys B' Us... I'll wait for you in the parking lot. I'm also a recording musician.

Any significance to your capping handle?

It's from The Empire Strikes Back... you'll have to locate the scene yourself. I've had this handle since 1991, back when I had to pay long distance charges to surf the net... ah, the bad ole days.

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

I stumbled upon MST3K on the tube one day and shortly thereafter found the site on the web. One thing leads to another, as they say. Strangely enough, my friends and I had been overdubbing movies for years using 2 VCR's and a Radio Shack mixer...

When do you usually cap?

No set time, but more often that not in the late evening.

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

VSWMM (Shameless Plug)
Star Wars - Official Site
Star Wars Collecting News

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

In this order: A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Attack of the Clones, The Phantom Menace, plus nearly any movie with Nastassja Kinski in it. I don't like many tv shows, but I love commercials.

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Make my virtual Star Wars museum an actual museum... did I mention I was a frickin' Star Wars nerd?

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Laugh it up, fuzzballs.

Date added: 11/15/03