Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

Well, I'm a former US ambassador to Nebraska who enjoys Cheezits, hairless mammals, and potent inhalants. I've been blessed with a durable exoskeleton and one fully opposable thumb. My baby does the hanky panky. I never solved Rubick's cube, however, only a year after celebrating my 7th birthday I turned 8. How ya like me now?

Any significance to your capping handle?

It was my dear mother's name. No, wait. I remember now. I used to configure and install network equipment. The cisco3600 is a modular internet router. It's really completely arbitrary. It's a unique name that most people aren't likely select as a capping handle. Alright? Geez.

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

Interest in MST3K lead me to the main site, and then to CT. It was the cappers themselves that hooked me. Those guys were just brilliant and funny and minty fresh (Hippie, Keogh, Jazzsoda, GuloGulo, Occupant, T-Rex, etc.. You know the crowd). I discovered IS through a link on someone's site, probably.

When do you usually cap?

At work, typically between 6:00-11:00 pm

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

The Commune, Glitter's place, and a bunch of capper galleries.

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Monty Python, MST3K, The Tick, The Simpsons, Training Dogs the Woodhouse Way.

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Sleep.

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Take the car! Take the car!

Date added: 02/03/03