Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

I adore motion picture (high and low class) and will probably end up directing films as a profession. At the moment, I am living with a seedy Dustin Hoffman look-alike named Rizzo in the Corpus Christi underbelly.

Any significance to your capping handle?

I imagined the name myself. It fell out of a vortex and into my mind's eye.

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

Accidentally browsing Sci-Fi Channel's MST3K Website. I am now an addict.

When do you usually cap?

Friday and Saturday Nights regularly, but my shadow has been seen on other nights.

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

badmovies.org and A Tribute to Jennifer Connelly

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

The Piano, Lawrence of Arabia, Midnight Cowboy, The Deer Hunter, Clockwork Orange, Outer Limits (Old and New), Twilight Zone, Duckman, The X-Files.

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Write and direct what would subsequently be known as the single greatest motion picture of all time.

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Genius and Patience are eggs in the same nest.

Date added: 09/25/02