Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

I suppose that implies the implication of personal attributes on my part about said personal attributes with the possible addition of character and interests. I got some time, why not. I live as a hermit, though I still live at home with my parents, I just don't have the need to go anywhere, besides the fact I'm unemployed... Oh and I also practice 18 Daoist Palms Kung Fu and spend a good amount of time making chainmail, not to mention I have Yoda held captive heavily taped to a broken lighter that is also taped to a working zippo... No more questions.....

Any significance to your capping handle?

Yes, the -vombatus part, which is part of the scientific name for wombats of one kind or another, but used in honor of Monty Python, Michael Palin to be exact... the Nox- prefix is just that, but I've read in certain occult texts it has another meaning, which I choose not to argue with...

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

Having become a fan in the last few months of MST3K, I was looking for information, and ironically Caption This! is the only link I've checked out yet.........

When do you usually cap?

At night when I'm awake and not engaging in anything constructive, so usually every night for a few hours...

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

Yeah, the ones that cost money, but ironically enough, aren't porno, I speak of the ones that sell tangible objects in which you could place inside a certain piece of technology and view a group or groups of people beating the crap out of each other with various weapons of the Asian culture, I hate to be so specific about these things but you can't be too careful... And if anyone is interested in 18 Daoist Palms, the system I mentioned above, you can find anything you need to know, if you don't already, at www.ironpalm.com, there's some good footage of coconut breaks (coconuts being the substitute for a human skull of course.)

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Yeah my favorite show is on every day at one point or another, I never miss it, its called the REM cycle, a little brutal and grotesque, and myself, the main character is usually being systematically destroyed by some unknown force with a extensive collection of sharp objects, but despite that I always win...

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Everything, and for a good reason, I would be non-existent, the perfect nothingness from which everything is made from, therefore that job would be short and rather simple because if that happened, time, and eventually a monetary system, would come about and then become an object in a certain sense... Uh, does that answer your question?

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Do as other men do, don't do other men... I have some other ones but I forgot where I wrote them down....

Date added: 08/25/02