Handle: Matteus

Real Name: Matthew D. Hill

Birthday: September 1, 1979

He-Male, Female, or She-Male: D) none of the above

Where Are You From: Boston, the 'friendly' city

E-mail Address: Yasushige@REMOVETHIShotmail.com

Home Page: none yet



Go in peace, my Interrociter.





Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

I was born into a family of 8 biological children and 3 adopted. I play many instruments and I'm in a band as well as DJing.


Any significance to your capping handle?

I really shouldn't have to spell it out but... It's my name only a little altered


How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

discovered CT after seeing the first episode of MST3K on SciDIE! and I'd been going to IS since it was called Caption That... I still miss the Magnum PI moustache jokes


When do you usually cap?

When I'm at work usually so anytime between 10AM and 10PM depending on my shift


Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

hmm, too many to list


Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

nothing recent, Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown, Hanging Red Lanterns, The State (the last thing MTV did right), French & Saunders, Rex The Runt, anything on the Science Channel or VH1 classics or VH1 soul.


If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

I would... either do absolutely nothing or become the biggest glutton ever to exist... thank god for time and money


Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Impact is not a verb. Wear a condom. Don't tip cows or bears. Take it easy. Life is dangerous.



Date added: 03/30/03