Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

I'm a Gearhead, or Motorhead. However you say it, I like to tear down, rebuild and restore muscle cars. (and no, Hondas are NOT worthy) I did a couple of years of dirt track racing, but don't have the time anymore. I've worked different jobs since college, including desk jobs, but now I have a commercial drivers license and drive trucks and love it. I'm also a Metalhead from the 80's... so "Up the Irons!" Oh, and I stopped a Chevy Suburban I was working on a few years ago from rolling down the driveway... with my head. They say there's no brain damage, but I'll let you judge for yourself from my caps.

Any significance to your capping handle?

I'm a huge Japanese Monster movie fan, so it fit.

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

I found it while working third shift at work about four years ago. (boring desk jobs can be good for something)

When do you usually cap?

Whenever I can. Late weekend nights are the best.

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

I'm a big Ebay freak and sell a lot of stuff there. Surf a lot of history sites too.

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Movies: Monty Python flics, Mel Brooks, Pink Panther films, Aliens, Japanese Sci-Fi. TV: Kids in the Hall, News Radio, South Park, Simpsons.

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Travel! I'd love to see the pyramids in Egypt, but with the way the world is, I wouldn't feel safe... too bad really.

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no right laughing at others... so I laugh at people a lot. Beergoggles aren't always a bad thing. "Don't put the candle back!" Oh, and don't use your head as a wheel chock, it'll ruin your part.

Date added: 07/27/02