Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

Currently unemployed and looking for a Quality Control position. But my unemployed status has enable me to catch up on my one true calling and love: Capping.

Any significance to your capping handle?

I used it just for the pun. Imagine my embarrassment when I was watching THE MAN SHOW last night and discovered that Ron Jeremy made a porno film of the same name! Unfortunately, Jurassic Perk was already taken up by FRIENDS and using the Michael Crichton title would've inevitably involved copyright lawyers scarier than the dinosaurs.

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

I don't know. I've been there for so long, I forgot. But I imagined I just wandered into it while poking around scifi.com.

When do you usually cap?

Since I lost my job last summer, usually early in the morning to early afternoon, so I have a lot of great TWILIGHT ZONE/DARK SHADOWS/QUANTUM LEAP caps and precious little STAR TREK ones because the kids get on the PC after they get home from school and I rarely get on when the cappers come out in droves @ 5 when Shatner's on. Consequently, I don't have much more than a coupla dozen caps in private galleries.

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

The Onion.com, Badmovies.org, Amazon.com, yahoo.com, etc.

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Asking a movie buff what their fave movies are is like asking Ron Jeremy which bimbos were his favorites.
For movies, I have to say DIE HARD, LETHAL WEAPON, THE TERMINATOR, THE NAME OF THE ROSE (w/Sean Connery), SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, HANNIBAL... the list goes on.
As for TV, obviously MST3K. Then there's the Simpsons, 24, That 70's Show and little else. But I'm also a big fan of Animal Planet, The History Channel and Discovery. I'll also watch anything about baseball, especially the Red Sox.

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Resurrect my own version of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and go national with it.

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Don't eat the brown snow, either.

Date added: 3/12/03