Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

I'm a Nebraska native who's currently going to college in Iowa. Right now, I'm a Junior majoring in Journalism (No, I don't plan on becoming a NEW ENGLAND JOURNALIST!) with minors in English and Psychology. I love movies and in the past couple of months during my internship, I was the official movie critic of Kearney, Nebraska. My reviews haven't quite matched the city-destroying power of that prick from Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders, but I'm going into syndication, so BEWARE!!!! Oh, and I'm also a Gemini, so I have what would be considered a "frosted" side and a "whole grain" side.

Any significance to your capping handle?

Well, it's the name of a famous spy that fits my real initials. Yeah, that about sums it up.

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

Late in middle school or early high school, I got into watching MST3K and I discovered the website, Caption This! and I found myself addictively captioning Saturday Morning Anime before those bastards cancelled it. By the way, I'm sorry to everyone who had to view my early, immature work!

When do you usually cap?

Evenings, late nights, the wee hours of the mornings. I'm a chronic insomniac.

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

All Your Base Are Belong to Us! And KFSS Studios

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Silence of the Lambs, Fletch, "South Park," re-runs of "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine," "24," and "Cowboy Bebop"

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Have the freedom and time to actually work on writing books! Man, how does Tom Clancy knock off those things so fast?

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Life kid drink from the box, the juice kid suck, life kid suck the box, drink, yeah, Bruce Lee...

Date added: 8/12/02