Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

Well, I was born a long time ago. I don't know exactly when because I was very young at the time and don't remember it too well. I got bigger, fell off my bike a few times, fell out of a few trees, fell off the house once or twice, and was dropped on my head quite frequently. I still drop myself on my head sometimes, if only for nostalgia. I got a little bigger, did some things in high school that nobody can prove I did, then went to college and did some things that I don't really remember very clearly. I then dropped out (not on my head, though) and got a job. I then went on to rule the world for a thousand glorious years.*
*Slight exaggeration.

Any significance to your capping handle?

No, just random letters arranged to form phonetical nonsensical gibberish.**
**Not true at all. It's Latin. It translates roughly as "savage". I like calling myself a barbarian in a dead language. It's cool.

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

The year was 1999, the year before the end of the world, which it really wasn't, but we thought it was, so whatever. I digress. I was looking up MST3K on SciFi's site, when, BLAMMO!!, there it was, like a shimmering beacon of hope, casting its rays of wholesome goodness across the cavernous wastes of SciFi.com like a big warm fuzzy blanket. And the rest was history.

When do you usually cap?

Only when I'm breathing. Evenings and weekends, when I get the chance to. Not nearly as often as I'd like.

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

Other than the porn? Ummm.... This is a tough one. I don't know. Can I buy a vowel?

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Movies: Anything Marx Brother-ish, Monty Python-ish, or Mel Brooks-ish; anything cheezy sci-fi-ish. TV: Comedy Central, or Cartoon Network. Put simply: Make me laugh. Ish.

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Travel the world. Go everywhere, see everything that's not on the tour. Learn the languages and customs, eat the cuisine, get to know the local babe-age very very well...

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

A word of advice: Don't take any advice from me.

Date added: 7/24/02