Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

I'm just an average guy with a great wife, loads of pets, and debilitating fondness of food.

Any significance to your capping handle?

I love my retired racer greyhounds (all 4 of them) and I enjoy RPG games. I married the two to make a fun character name and it just kinda stuck.

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

It's location and purpose were revealed to me by North Korean spies.

When do you usually cap?

On cold, blustery days. Wait, did you mean as in captioning?

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

About a dozen sports sites, several greyhound adoption group sites, Ebay (keep the flow of commerce strong), Bob & Tom site (radio show)

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

I love way too many movies, let's see...spaghetti westerns, any sports movie no matter how bad it is, tapeheads, anime, I better stop before I mention action flicks crappy kung fu movies and oh hell, anything not sappy or stuffy. TV: MST3K, 24, The Shield, Law & Order, sports, and sometimes whatever the hell is on at 2am.

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Find a home for every greyhound that is retired by the racing industry, buy a ton of land in the middle of nowhere for me, my wife and a slew of dogs, cats, horses and farm animals. We would have sattelite hookup to the net and television and a regualr supply drop so we would never have to see anyone else.

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Never, ever take advice from me. Ever.

Date added: 02/11/03