Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

31 year old guy who spends way too much money on music, movies, and cigarettes...

Any significance to your capping handle?

"FlyingDutchman" is my favorite Tori Amos song, 1971 is the year I was born.

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

came across it while searching for future episodes of MST on SciFi website...

When do you usually cap?

usually in the evening.... been on a few times during the day

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

www.fugly.com (it appeals to my twisted side)
www.newsoftheweird.com (the name says it all)
www.ebay.com (the reason i've had to scrounge for rent money on several occasions)

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Auntie Mame (anyone who has seen this movie and didn't love it should be put to death), Female Trouble (John Waters' best film ever - shoes lead to murder, what a concept!), Kentucky Fried Movie (how do I use zinc oxide?), Valley of the Dolls (so bad it's good, a true camp classic), Mommie Dearest (appeals to my 'showtune' gene), Cinderella (a soft-core porno musical... 'nuff said), The Loved One (a dark comedy about the funeral industry, who could ask for more?), Psycho Beach Party (definitive kitsch film), Freeway (holy shit, Bob!!)

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

work for KLUP, my favorite radio station....

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

do what you love, love what you do.... unless you're an asshole, then you should just kill yourself

Date added: 08/21/02