Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

I seem to be covered with skin of some sort.

Any significance to your capping handle?

If I were a robot, I would be Crow.

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

A link was posted on my message board.

When do you usually cap?

Only when I'm at my computer, oddly enough!

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

There are OTHER sites?

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Movie: Young Frankenstein / TV SHOW: MST3K, well duh!

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

World conquest, or perhaps a tour of ancient sites throughout the world discovering new and previously unknown secrets of the history of man... nah, I think the conquest thing.

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Advice? I have plenty! Don't mix pop-rocks, pez and diet soda. Don't feed the animals. Don't assume that everyone is in on the joke. Don't pay the ferryman 'til he gets you to the other side.

Date added: 11/06/03