Handle: Chebby/Ramshackle_Man

Real Name: Wayne

Birthday: 9/11/59 (Yea, old fart just around the corner, hence Ramshackle_Man)

He-Male, Female, or She-Male: He Male, though I do remember letting Carol do a make up job when I was 15. Yuk. I was just trying to get laid.

Where Are You From: Houston Metro.

E-mail Address: Ramshackle_Man@REMOVETHISev1.net

Home Page: ADHD Approved Half Assed Home Page Ramshackle Man



"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain-



Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

Well, don't tell anyone, but I don't even get morning wood anymore. TMI huh. Gettin' Old.


Any significance to your capping handle?

I drive Chevrolets, and only Chevrolets. Well, I did have a '76 Gremlin once, but had a 400c.i. small block Chevrolet mill in it. Man, it sure would surprise people.


How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

I was surfing one night, ended up at Sci-Fi, signed up, poked around and found it. I've been a big MST3K fan for years, and was quite pleased to find the place. I've been around I/S since it's inception. Thanks Ger! If you were a girl, I'd kiss ya!


When do you usually cap?

Whenever I get the chance, preferably after a trip to the greenroom. Usually late, for the most part.


Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

Other than CT/IS? Well, I do like to further my education on so many different things.
imdb is good when watching a flick. I like to impress the family with my knowledge of movies.
The New York Times on the web is informational, besides the fact it keeps me from getting kicked off the server for many hours while running in the background.
Cappersites, well, Amon's comes to mind, and I usually make the rounds regularly. Man, I could go on, but I don't want to hog Amon's bandwidth.


Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Any of Bogies movies, Clint Eastwood's westerns, the better WWII and Nam flicks.Tora, Tora, Tora! kicked ass when I saw it at the theatres as a youngin'. Bond flicks. Not much for gore movies, and ones with endless sequels. There's much more, but again, the bandwidth thing.
TV shows? Jackie Gleason, Red Skelton, et al. I like comedians, old and new. Laughing is good meds. The Shield on F/X really kicks ass so far..... On, and on and on. Not much for regular TV shows though. The big three kind of suck.


If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Travel, well armed. Own a plane, (SR71), yacht, sub, all the usual man toy stuff. Own an island. Nothing too big, about sixty square miles. No active volcanoes please.


Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Don't drop the soap. I think that's why they put it on a rope. Bandwidth man, bandwidth.


Date added: 07/18/02