The inspiration

Handle: Beedo (sometimes Beedo Sookcool)

Real Name: Nigel John Leslie Willis

Birthday: June 23, 1974

He-Male, Female, or She-Male: All Male, baby.

Where Are You From: Torquay, Devonshire, England

E-mail Address: beedosookcool@REMOVETHISyahoo.com

Home Page: Beedo Sookcool's Cool Sci-Fi Page



A fairly recent photo of me. Notice the resemblance to a strategically-shaved gorilla in a suit.





Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

I was born in England, and lived in Ohio for most of my life, when my dad moved us to be near his new job at Goodyear, in Akron. I moved back to England in mid-2000 before my green card (which was pink) was about to expire, and since there was no decently-paying work available at the time. Otherwise, I'd still be there. I love Ohio. I also like pizza, chocolate, cactus salsa, ostrich, pigeon, and emu meat, reading, cartooning, and webmastering. (And capping, which goes without saying.) I like to think of myself as a master masseur, and that I have invented the world's worst pick-up line ever: "I'm no doctor, but you look like you could do with a healthy dose of Vitamin Me." Someday, I hope to make a foray into politics and shake up those lying bastards in Parliament.


Any significance to your capping handle?

I love Star Wars, especially all the cool aliens. One of my favourites as a kid was Greedo, the Rodian thug, because he looked cool. Well, Greedo was killed by Han Solo, and that handle was already taken anyway, so I went with Greedo's obscure cousin from Return of the Jedi: Beedo.


How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

I discovered Caption This! when I was in the Kent State University library's computer lab. Some guy next to me (can't remember his name or handle) was captioning, and I asked about it. He pointed me in the right direction, and I've been capping ever since. Since 1995, that is. Inventing Situations (and its various guises) I came across when Caption This! was in its worst period of long downloads and frequent breakdowns, and it was suggested to me as an excellent alternative to frustrated capping.


When do you usually cap?

I used to cap every day, up until I moved back to England. Now I tend to cap sporadically, but I'm still at it!


Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

Well, www.rebelscum.com and creaturecantina.com, mostly.


Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Too many to list. Pretty much anything science-fictiony or funny. And more besides.


If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Rule the world as a benevolent dictator, adored by all. Either that, or write and act.


Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Friends don't let friends watch F*R*I*E*N*D*S. English food is much better than common American jokes have it. Except for the pizza. Don't eat English pizza unless you want a nasty shock. They think baked beans, tuna, sweetcorn, cheddar cheese, and pineapple are all decent toppings, often on the same pizza. When in England, try some mead from Seaton Hall in Devon. It's delicious. Wassail! DRINKHAIL!!!



Date added: 08/11/02