Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

Well, let's see. Born and raised in western Iowa. I spent some time in the Navy. I enjoy all types of music (not modern rap, though). I'm a big NASCAR fan (especially of the #99 CITGO Ford driven by Jeff Burton). And I like beer. Lot's and lots of beer. Nothing like a frosty bottle of Budwieser. Mmmmm... beer...

Any significance to your capping handle?

Boring story. Anubis was taken.

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

GlitterRock actually discovered CT. We were over at my place looking around the internet, and he wanted to look at Sci Fi Channel's site. While there, we came across CT, but didn't know what it was, and quickly moved on. I went back a few months later to look at it again, and here I still am!

When do you usually cap?

Just whenever the mood strikes me. It can be as often as three days in a row, or as infrequent as once a month. There really isn't any specific time. I can almost always be found in CT when an Indiana Jones movie or "The Stand" is on. As Short_Round or Randal_Flagg, respectively.

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

I actually spend the majority of my time at the Roush Racing/Jeff Burton message board. I also enjoy the "Rate People" sites (see my links page).

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Favorite movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark, Stand By Me, Big Trouble in Little China. TV: The Simpsons, Elimidate, and God help me, Crossing Over with John Edward

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

I think I'd want to be at the George Strait concert tour where Faith Hill met Tim McGraw. I would have liked to nip *that* in the bud!

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Look out for Number One. Don't step in Number Two.

Date added: 07/18/02