Won't you please tell us something about yourself?

I was born in a tar paper sharecropper's shotgun shack. My mother and father were migrant cheesemakers. No, Dad's a barber & mom was a cuffs inspector. I only have one eye.

Any significance to your capping handle?

I was the 144th in my graduating class of 156. And I thought of it as a lucky number. And then I added the B.

How did you discover Caption This! and/or Inventing Situations?

When I was looking for the MST3k site & there it was.

When do you usually cap?

In the morning & lunch.

Favorite sites on the internet (Other than CT/IS)?

None, sad but true.

Favorite movie(s)/television show(s)?

Fantasia, The Searchers, Duck Soup, Brazil, TV: MST3K, Rawhide, Hazel, Bewitched, M*A*S*H, Monty Phyton, SCTV, Let's Bowl, Junkyard Wars

If time and/or money weren't an object, what one thing would you do?

Rule the world! Mmmhaahahahahah!!! No, become a movie theaters owner & build the biggest, best theaters anywhere. With big seats, killer sound system. Beer on tap, no overpriced concessions. And then, have a radio that plays any damn thing I want!

Any words of advice you'd like to pass along?

Keep searching the skies.

Date added: 08/03/02