PrezGAR


Alternate handles:  YukonGarnelius, PrezGARgoyle, GoldAnyRanger, Crowmeus

Website's Name:  I wish I did.
Website: 

Gender:  Male

Age: Ageless

Home:  The GARamid, outside of Anywhere, USA. Or an undisclosed location in the US Central Time Zone, take your pick.

The Scoop:
I collect Crushes like other Cappers collect captions.

The Poop:
I believe the easiest way to solve any Capper's problems is with Crush Therapy. (Which means, give them an enjoyable situation with one or more of their Crushes.)

Been capping since:  I cant recall. I remember capping Transformers and Bionic 6 on SciFi in the mornings, and SeaQuest in the evenings.

My plans for world domination include:
None. As a Professional Power Ranger, I am sworn to save the world. Of course, if I were to be turned evil, Id start by destroying all firearms, and replacing them with swords.

Favorite Venues:  Glitter's Cap-Page Board, RangerBoard's monthly Caption Threads

Favorite stuff to cap:  Things Ive actually seen

I cap:  I could cap anytime Im not sleeping or eating.

We're gonna Shat all night and sleep all day.

My guiltiest guilty pleasure:  Some would say Power Rangers. I would say listening to TV themes.

If I could have just one wish, I would wish for:
To actually have all my Ranger Crushes do whatever I ask of them.

One truly memorable experience:
My last hurrah at the late, great Caption This!, me and Glitter capping Batman (1989). We were the only ones there. Im hoping he saved those caps, and that they'll be in the Glitterdome soon.

WHY?
Why? Because we like you. o/` M-o-u-s-e o/`