Website's Name:  nope nodda
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Gender:  Female

Age: 31-40

Home:  The frozen bellybutton of Canada

The Scoop:
People tell me I am fecked.
I love UK comedy from Monty Python, Father Ted, Black Books, the Canadian "trailer park boys" etc etc. Big cartoon fan and can't get enough Aqua Teen Hunger Force (see what having kids does to a person?)
I have a great job that involves around 1 hour of work, 7 hours of play daily ... good times!!!

The Poop:
I have twins, and between the two of them and the gym, I keep myself moving!!!
I live with a gorilla.
I love bulldogs and God's other ugly creatures.
Big meat eater ... vegetarian is an Indian word meaning "lousy hunter"

Been capping since:  I'm new to capping ... off and on for approximately 2 years, more so in the last year!

My plans for world domination include:
Bananas, cabana boys, sassypants as my co-dominator and a copious amount of alcohol. Oh and no snow ... nuh uh ... 

Favorite Venues:  Inventing Situations,  Glitter's Cap-Page Board

Favorite stuff to cap:  the old hygiene films and such ... nothing like mocking innocence of days gone by

I cap:  Mon-Fri 9-5 CST

We're gonna Shat until we collapse, face down in the gutter, unconscious.

My guiltiest guilty pleasure:  I want to hump each member of IL DIVO (hey, you asked)

If I could have just one wish, I would wish for:
see above

One truly memorable experience:
It's repetitive, but on a regular basis, reading Beckett's caps makes coffee/water shoot out my nose. Can be embarassing here at my workdesk ... but damn beck cracks me up!!!

WHY?
If I don't release the voices, they built up and make me do "things"