Website's Name: 
Website:  http://kingredneck.topcities.com/
 
Gender:  Indescribable

Age: I exist beyond time and space, and therefore this question is irrelevant.

Home:  Bum F*ck Nowhere Alabama

The Scoop:
I was born naked and spent over half my life that way. I am the father of three daughters who agree with my wife that I lost my grip on sanity a long time ago. Other than that I am the King of the Rednecks. I ofrten cap stuff even when I am not on the computer but find those are harder to save for someone's gallery.

The Poop:
My poop is often smelly and drops from my rectal cavity like many others except politicians who seem to excrete theirs from their mouths for reasons which I have not determined.

Been capping since:  2001 on the computer, started mocking stuff in a simular manner in life years before that

My plans for world domination include:
Force everyone to wear plaid one day of the week. Teach dogs to sing something other than barking Jingle Bells. Burn anyone associated with "American Idol" at the steak. Speaking of steaks, I could really go for one right now. Anybody got one for me with baked potato and dinner rolls?

Favorite Venues:  Inventing Situations, Glitter's Cap-Page Board

Favorite stuff to cap:  Star Trek, Twlight Zone, Bad Movies, Bad T.V. people I dislike anything I do like

I cap:  When I can sometimes during the day sometimes at night but never while sleeping

We're gonna Shat in an orderly fashion. Zingle file, zingle file! Ve muzt haf order to prevail here!

My guiltiest guilty pleasure:  Naked Pics of Ann B. Davis

If I could have just one wish, I would wish for:
To live in a world where Reality TV was nonexistant once again, but if I can not get that I will settle on a couple of big tittied bimbos who are rather fellatious.

One truly memorable experience:
Seriously,The best memory from capping is seeing how this group is a close knit community when I was out for several weeks almost loosing my foot. Many cappers who had never spoken to me except thru messages on the cap sites called to wish me well. I found that to be cool as all get out and honored that so many cared for me.

WHY?
WHY NOT?