Website's Name:  JurassicPork's Caption Gallery. (that snappy name'll pack 'em in, eh?)
Website:  http://jurassicpork.100megsfree5.com/index.html

Gender:  Male

Age: 41-50

Home:  Hudson, Massachusetts

The Scoop:

The Poop:

Been capping since:  1999-2000

My plans for world domination include:
Dominatrix training facilities.

Favorite Venues:  Inventing Situations

Favorite stuff to cap:  Movies.

I cap:  After 4-5 PM, frequently on w/e's.

We're gonna Shat with a wide assortment of toys, lotions, restraints, power tools and farming implements.

My guiltiest guilty pleasure:  Besides capping? Oh, you'rew referring to the multi-state murder sprees. Well, that's between me and my victims, Eric.

If I could have just one wish, I would wish for:
That set of Ginzu steak knives that my wife will never get me for Xmas. That and garbage bags that don't leak. And shoes! Shoes that don't squeak before you break them in (it's potentially embarrassing during the stalking process).

One truly memorable experience:
Yesterday (Jan. 31, 2004, the last time MST3K was aired). Virtually any capper who was anybody was there. I stayed for the whole two hours and then some. They say that grief is best shared. This is what we cappers did. We alleviated our collective grief through community and tough humor. It was my most moving, memorable experience as a capper and I was honored to be a part of it. As a result, all who attended will be the last to die.

WHY?
Because bad cinema is there!