Website's Name:  The Original Jason Molin Homepage
Website:  http://members.tripod.com/~jammer427/index.html

Gender:  Male

Age: 31-40

Home:  Dublin, Ohio

The Scoop:
I've been described as "a boring web nerd", but I'd prefer "pop culture geek". I jump from dead-end job to dead-end job and that leaves me with the urge to cap. Admittedly, I let months and months go by sometimes. That's probably left the impression that I'm new even though I discovered Caption This! as far back as 1997 with a simple WebTV.

The Poop:
Really? Okay, I base my personal opinion of myself on how many caps that are archived on the net. So, I must hate myself or just I'm just not that funny or creative.

Been capping since:  1997 (no, really!)

My plans for world domination include:
Everyone will own a copy of "The Muppet Movie" or, at least, must be able to recite the lyrics of "Movin' Right Along" on command ("The Rainbow Connection" is NOT a suitable replacement!). Pixar Day will be a World Holiday. All will own Macintoshes. Everything will look like "Tron". They Might be Giants will compose a World Anthem. The faces of Mount Rushmore will be changed to feature Kirk, Spock and McCoy.

Favorite Venues:  Caption This!,  Inventing Situations

Favorite stuff to cap:  Caps with people who resemble celebs.

I cap:  Whenever the mood calls for it.

We're gonna Shat with animals.

My guiltiest guilty pleasure:  The "Josie and the Pussycats" movie. It's jerkin'! Okay, maybe that's not so shocking.

If I could have just one wish, I would wish for:
It won't come true if I tell.

One truly memorable experience:
I left this blank. I thought that you'd like to know.

WHY?
"Why?" It's more immportant now than ever before. Men and woman want it. Children need it. Pets can't live without it. Canadians have too much of it.