Website's Name:  The Capper Chronicles
Website:  http://www.capper-chronicles.com

Gender:  Male

Age: I exist beyond time and space, and therefore this question is irrelevant.

Home:  Our house, in the middle of the street. (Or Augusta, Ga.)

The Scoop:
I'm the foster father of Jason Voorhees. I write the adventures of the Cappers saving the world. My attraction towards Charisma Carpenter can be considered by some as an unhealthy obsession.

The Poop:
I gave the scoop, why do you want the poop?

Been capping since:  Beats the living hell outta me.

My plans for world domination include:
World Domination? Hell, I'm after the whole universe.

Favorite Venues:  Inventing Situations, Glitter's Cap-Page Board

Favorite stuff to cap:  Just about anything, really.

I cap:  When I'm able to.

We're gonna Shat all night and sleep all day.

My guiltiest guilty pleasure:  What? And take the chance of getting arrested? I don't think so.

If I could have just one wish, I would wish for:
For world peace and harmony........Ah, who am I kidding. I'd wish for Charisma Carpenter to dump the chump she's married to and proclaim her love for me.

One truly memorable experience:
During Sci Fi's showing of Alien Nation the Series, there was only me and one other Capper in the gallery. It was a blast. That Capper was Widget, who, a few short weeks later, passed away.

WHY?
Because it gets boring standing at the end of the runway, flinging fishsticks at a purple flying cow.