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Gender:  Male

Age: 18-25

Home:  Southern Maine

The Scoop:
I was born in Maine in 1980 and have lived here my whole life (so far).  I am 1/2 Scandinavian, 1/4 Irish, and a tiny part German.  Yes, I'm a viking who talks with an Irish accent and wears a metal helmet with a metal spike on top!  I love old cars (1970's and older), classic rock (same period as the cars), country, classical music, food (who doesn't), and taking pictures.  I have an associates degree in computer-aided drafting and am currently (as of 2004) going to school to get an associates degree in accounting.  I love humor and will almost always make some sort of joke based on a situation (must be because of the Irish in me).  Lastly, I love golf.

The Poop:
Despite my youth, I sometimes have to use a cane.
I have a beard, which makes me look like the illegitimate child of Charlie Daniels and Hank Williams, Jr.
My beard is, strangely, tri-colored.  The sides are brown (my natural hair color), my moustache is blond, and the chin area is reddish.
My nose is slightly crooked from an accident I had when I was a baby.

Been capping since:  2003/2004

My plans for world domination include:
Overthrowing whoever is currently in power.  I'd go into details, but I'd then have to kill you/buy your silence.

Favorite Venues:  Inventing Situations

Favorite stuff to cap:  Anything, even family pictures.

I cap:  Any time I can

We're gonna Shat in an orderly fashion. Zingle file, zingle file! Ve muzt haf order to prevail here!

My guiltiest guilty pleasure:  The 'Command and Conquer' series of computer games.
The SimCity and the Sims computer game series.
The Pokemon games for gameboy.

If I could have just one wish, I would wish for:
A checker cab, a Tucker Torpedo, various other classic cars, a Harley Davidson V-Rod motorcycle, and the ability to drive said motorcycle.

One truly memorable experience:

WHY?
If you have to ask, you already know.