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Gender:  Female

Age: I exist beyond time and space, and therefore this question is irrelevant.

Home:  Gangsters Paradise (Well, it was in the 20's) - Chicago

The Scoop:
I participate in full-contact mulching on weekends.

I hold a black belt in oragami

I finally received my diploma for gun repair.

In my spare time I wrestle 6 foot Ewoks and rebuild blenders into hyperdrive engines.

The Poop:
I have a rabid obsession with Triple H's thighs

Been capping since:  I can't even remember  yesterday and you want me to remember this?

My plans for world domination include:
Anything that involves handcuffs, a hammer, bubble wrap, a monkey wrench, duct tape, massage oil, rubber sheets, a hyperdrive engine, dental floss, vegetable shortening, a riding crop, a 12 pack of Guinness and any one or more of the following: Bruce Campbell, Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Simon le Bon and Triple H. 

Favorite Venues:  Inventing Situations

Favorite stuff to cap:  shorts (and underwear)

I cap:  usually at night

We're gonna Shat with a wide assortment of toys, lotions, restraints, power tools and farming implements.

My guiltiest guilty pleasure:  I love chip sandwiches, which are as follows: Chips (what you fellow Yanks call french fries, but thicker), bread, butter, salt and vinegar.  MMMMMMMM.... cholesterol clogger!!

If I could have just one wish, I would wish for:
A chip sandwich

One truly memorable experience:
See "And you've been capping since...?"

WHY?
Because I said so!