Website's Name:  The Temple of Amon
Website:  http://www.captiongallery.com/

Gender:  Indeterminate

Age: Ageless

Home:  Where-ever the heart is

The Scoop:
I was born. I am currently living. Someday, I will probably be dead.

The Poop:
That stuff the neighbor's dog leaves on my lawn.

Been capping since:  I first started.

My plans for world domination include:
Koozies, foot massagers, ten gallons of water, a blanket, and Paulina Porizkova. But not necessarily in that order.

Favorite Venues:  Caption This!,  Inventing Situations,  Family and friends,  Co-workers,  Complete strangers

Favorite stuff to cap:  Whatever is on the screen at the time

I cap:  Rarely anymore. I try to pop in at least once a month to keep my skills honed.

We're gonna Shat with a wide assortment of toys, lotions, restraints, power tools and farming implements.

My guiltiest guilty pleasure:  "Saved By The Bell"

If I could have just one wish, I would wish for:
World Peace. That, or Denise Richards

One truly memorable experience:
The first time one of my caps was acknowledged. It had a picture of two crabs, and my cap was: "I can't believe you gave me humans!"
I remember someone saying: "Hmm, that Amon cap was pretty funny." However, I have no idea who it was. This was back in the heyday, and newcomers weren't always greeted with open arms. So that was kinda special.

WHY?
Because it was there. And I was paid to do it, also.