Ed, Edd n Eddy
My little homage page to the Eds and their magnificent lack of sophistication, or as Ed would say...
GRAVY!

Many people (family, mostly) are puzzled by my love of this animated Canadian treat.  It's really pretty simple.  Edd, care to explain?

Edd explains




(BURP)
 Edd:  Certainly, thank you.  To arrive at the proper solution to this particular conundrum, we must first establish the precise correlation between the frame rate of the animation multiplied by the angular trajectory of the humor and the inverse cosine of the number of...

Ed:  CHICKENS!

Eddy:  Snores-ville, Double-D.  Let's do something else.

Ed:  Oh!  Oh!  We can fall into a giant tub of tomato soup then mutate into hideous space monsters with huge tentacles and menace the squirrels with the Toilet Brush of Doom, just like in "Space Chimp 12: Revenge of the Toejam"!

...

Edd:  I really wonder about you sometimes, Ed.

Eddy:  Now there's a breakthrough.  Let's go, Monobrow.

Ed:  Squirrels are crunchy.

Edd:  Good heavens, Ed!!

(sigh)  I guess I'll have to do it myself.  At first, it was the loveable oaf, Ed...
(CRASH!)
Ed:  I'M OKAY!
...and I have to admit he's still one of my favorite parts of the show.  After watching several episodes, though, my film school training kicked in and I started taking in all the details.  And there's SO much to take in.  My favorite is probably the creative use of sound effects (ya gotta love a door that goes "oink" when you open it).  Then there's the total disregard for the basic principles of reality (always an easy path to my heart).  Of course, the eclectic characters totally rock.  Jonny 2x4 & Plank, Rolf, and of course Ed...
Ed:  I am itchy.
...are among the strangest characters on the air today, while the rest provide the perfect counterpoint to their unrestrained chaos (oooh, a 20-dollar film school term paper phrase!)
Eddy:  Money!  Where is it?!?
Ed:  Paper is so funny, Eddy.  Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh...


For you I give these media collections.
Jimmy, bring me my Building of the Web Page Badge.

The Cast of Characters

Screenshots

Sound Bites

Oh, the exquisite details...

Eds-related Links

Music Video Screengrabs and Lyrics:
My Best Friend Plank
The Incredible Shrinking Day  (I'm Not Coming In)


A little about your host (that would be me)


My Ed Favorites, thus far (subject to change):
Characters
 Episodes
1. Ed
2. Rolf
3. Jonny 2x4 (and Plank)
 1. "One + One = Ed"  (for the same reason "Duck Amuck" is my all-time fave cartoon)
2. "They Call Him Mr Ed"
3. "Dear Ed"
4. "Urban Ed"
5. "Shoo Ed"
(Of course, it's not easy to list them like that when they're all excellent in their own right.  I mean, when I decided to create an 8-hour DVD-R of my favorites, I had a hard time narrowing it down to only the top 44!)
Lines Gags
1.  (CRASH)  "I'm okay!"
2. (tie)  "Funny it was, as though it was only second season."  (which it was)
2. (tie)  "End of first sequence and fade to black."  (end sequence, fade to black)
4. "EXTREME CLOSE-UP!"
5. "Eddy's in pain now, he'll have to call you back!"
6. "Well this should prove monotonous!"
7. (The always proper Edd burps in mid-sentence) "An angel just got its wings, Double-D."
8. Any of Ed's or Rolf's random outbursts.		 1. The double-Ed shot from "They Call Him Mr Ed".  If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about.
2. The flashback to 5 minutes ago, from "The Good Ole Ed"
3. Any gag that involves Ed doing something just because he doesn't realize it's not possible.
4.  Any gag where the cartoon acknowledges the fact that it's a cartoon.

The Disclaimer:
All sounds, images, characters, names and so on associated with the show are property of AKA and Cartoon Network, and so on.  The rest is just HTML, so do with it as you will.