Signs and symptoms of getting older.
by porpoise
Signs and symptoms of getting older.
by porpoise
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Cataracts. |
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Your dogs are barking by the end of the day. |
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Nose gets bigger, earlobes grow longer, butt becomes wider. |
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Soup and jello. |
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Hearing loss and hearing aids. |
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Sitz baths. |
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Mechanical parts: hips, knees, heart valves, pacemakers. |
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Angina or constipated? |
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Graying and receding hairlines. |
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When you look in the mirror, you are always surprised. |
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Words mean different things to different generations. Bird: a dance/your girlfriend/the finger. |
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You think you looked idiotic in the styles of your youth. |
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Can increase or decrease the amount of wrinkles by loosening or tightening the top knot. |
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Ross Perot did not age well. |
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Christina Aguilera aged pretty well. |