It's getting close to VD's Day.....
by hippie_chick
It's getting close to VD's Day.....
by hippie_chick
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You've heard of the War of the Worlds, well....this is....um, the War of the Worlds!! |
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Nasty, isn't it?? |
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Nasty, isn't it?? ;) No human could stand the stench of....... |
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KHAN!! |
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Especially not our esteemed leader, Captain James T. Kirk. |
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His wife told him, "stop visiting *that man* else I'm leaving you." But well, Kirk decided to visit..... |
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the male whorehouse. Why, well, just look at what that guy's holding in his hand. It's enough to make you want to... |
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um, well, this is (perhaps) a children show. I don't think we could talk about fellacio here. |
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Did someone say fellacio?? |
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Yes, someone said fellacio. We all know you're the queen, but this is neithre the time or the place. |
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Yeah, you don't wanna hear about sexual exploits, do you Fred?? Hell, you don't even... |
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...bring me flowers anymore. Well, these are more like wild scrub weed flowers actually, but they're still a helluva lot better than NOTHING!! |
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'Helluva lot better'?? Such speak is very illogical, is it not Captain?? |
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"Um, yeah Spock. Sure, whatever. Listen, why don't you take control over the bridge, I've got some..... *stuff* to do". |
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And here we are, with Captain Kirk and his 'thing' to do.....ah, the life of a Captain is good, n'est-ce pas?? |