A new commandment for the Captioned Ones.
by UpSky2
A new commandment for the Captioned Ones.
by UpSky2
 | We were all lined up at attention in full-dress. |
 | Then our chaplain, Mister Guelleck Eness, rose from his table, and firmly instructed us: |
 | "Thou shalt not have a visible neck!" |
 | Above all, not like this. |
 | Safe case. The top brass concealed their necks instead of covering their ass. |
 | A little collar helps. |
 | " - But a lot of collar is good! Preferably turtlenecks. You don't see people in this asylum showing their Adam's apples. Not while I'm in charge!" |
 | - If there's too much neck visible, it leads to embarassing deadlocks in negotitations. And some slight embarassment. |
 | They may be barbarous, but at least they're all neckless. |
 | We called this guy 'Pinocchio'. Long nose, but no neck whatsoever. |
 | Shameless! |
 | Then, alas, our hammy captain broke the perfect mood by adding, "Aahhhh... one mah thing hyeah, ya dumb sawbones..." |
 | .oO Will he never stop embarassing me in front of the bridge crew like this?? Oo. |
 | "... ya bettuh watch yuh ankles too, McCoy. So.... check im out, guuuyyyys." |