Artanas' Never-Ending Stag Party

by Reynard_T_Fox



 
 

Actually, it was spring 1999 somewhere in Long Island. But this sounds more dramatic.
This was the first thing that greeted the guests upon entering.  It was going to be one hell of a party...
The host, though somewhat reclusive, was still very courteous and attentive to all the party-goers' desires for a good time.
Hour 1: The backyard barbecue was quite interesting, what with the free-range Ewoks running all around. They were somewhat tough, but juicy and filling nonetheless.
Hour 3: In the video room we saw all manner of shocking sex acts. Turned out that it was actually a one-way mirror into the next room.
Hour 15: HanoverF and Occupant are fascinated and somewhat disturbed as Travis "Biggie" Bickle enters his third hour of intimidating the mirror. Jodie Foster is off-camera, mesmerized.
Music was, of course, provided by "The Party Zone."  Art had collected the entire 38 CD set.
Day 3: Role-playing continues, despite a body count of 15 and climbing.
Day 9: The dungeon was monopolized by either Emporer Palpatine or possibly some bad guy from Highlander, I didn't stick around long enough to find out. In any case, JediClone was perfectly happy with the arrangement.
Day 17: A few of the partygoers decided to drop in on Mir. How they did it was anyone's guess, but they came back with some killer dehydrated vodka.
Day 49: Bill Shatner comes down the hall to complain about the noise. He is never heard from again.
Day 63: "Satin vertigo" was a common phenomenon among guests.
Day 89: Visions of the Inferno were also common.
Day 107: The party effected some guests more than others.
Artanas' Neverending Stag Pary has been a Dementia 3000 production. Animals harmed in the making of this production include: 1 donkey, 3 gerbils, several dozen Ewoks, 4 strippers, a gaggle of Plum Fairies, and a man from the Humane Society that TravisBickle claimed to have been "lookin' at me funny".

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