Vegas Capper Wedding: The Untold Story.
by Nyssa23
Vegas Capper Wedding: The Untold Story.
by Nyssa23
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The planet was Earth. Here, on the twentieth day of the tenth month, of the year 2001 of the Common Galactic Era, that a group of individuals known as "cappers" gathered for a wedding. This is their story. |
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Was the legendary city of Las Vegas ready for the onslaught of these 'cappers'? Only time would tell. |
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Cappers began arriving from all over the country to join in the wedding festivities. |
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"Wooo-hoooo! Sin City, baby! All the slots and sluts and free drinks we can handle!" "Really, Gen, we *are* here for a wedding, you know." |
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The first order of business was to convene the cappers for a raunchy celebration known as the "Batch Party," to be held at a local strip club. |
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The cappers enter the "Glitter Gulch" strip club. "Where's the tables?" "I can't hear you!" *cough* "Ooooh, boobies!" |
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"But Rey, you *have* to have a lapdance at the batch party! It's just traditional!" |
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Here we see a stripper outside of her natural habitat. She looks a bit confused, doesn't she? |
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There, now doesn't that seem much more natural? And what nice, firm boobs. Mmmmm.... Oh yeah, wedding...sorry. |
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The Batch Party lasted long into the night, until the last left standing were the bride and groom. Although the bride spent quite a bit of time in the ladies' room, which also doubled as the strippers' dressing room. Hmmm... |
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Even Las Vegas was surprised by these unusual individuals. "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?" "Those aren't people, son, they're cappers. Don't look." |
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The cappers had some difficulty in recovering from their Batch Party revels, but had plenty of time to get ready for the wedding that evening. |
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When they reached the chapel, a surprise was in wait for the cappers. "I'm sorry, but the chapel isn't ready yet. The groom from the previous wedding is late. Please don't hurt me." |
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At long last, despite the delays, the wedding took place before a joyous crowd of assembled cappers. |
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"And that's the story of the Vegas Capper Wedding. If you didn't like it, may we suggest you look at image number 9 again. Thank you, good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow." |