Caption's Eleven (Or Fifteen, if you must be picky)
by JohnSteed
Caption's Eleven (Or Fifteen, if you must be picky)
by JohnSteed
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"Mr. Shatner, the purpose of this hearing is to decide whether you are fit to return to public life." "Well, why don't we go upstairs and see?" |
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"You're going to knock off a Caption Gallery?!" *Puts fingers up* "THREE Caption galleries?!" |
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"Sci-Fi's Caption This! Gallery. Mmmmmm. To break this sucker open, we're looking at a GlitterRock, a Mr_Grant, an Indo, an AgentMoldy, not to mention the biggest YingYang ever..." |
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"Those are all places John Edwards is being made fun of!" "Yeah? So?" "What have you got against John Edwards?" "The question is what have you got against John Edwards?" "He torpedoed my psychic line..." |
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*Voice Over* "If you're going after John Edwards, you'd better damn know! This thing used to be civilized. You'd cap a guy, you'd refresh and boom! You're done. But with Edwards, he'll kill ya', and then he'll contact you to be on his show..." |
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"OK, time to assemble the crew. Livingston Dell. How's his nerves?" "Umm, we'd better look elsewhere..." |
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"Is it your opinion that we acquire one more member? Your opinion is that we acquire one more member. All right, we will acquire one more member." |
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"Linus Caldwell. Best caption grabber in Chicago. You're either in or you're out. Right now." |
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"My caption handle.... is... JohnSteed. My caption handle is JohnSteed. 'My caption handle is JohnSteed.'" |
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"You're a liar and a captioner." "I only lied about being a captioner." |
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"Does he make you laugh?" "He doesn't make me cry. Well, except for when he pokes me in the cornia with that thing." |
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"Are you a man?" "Yes. Nineteen." "Are you going to die?" "Yes, Eighteen." "Denis Nedry." |
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"John Edwards, this is the voice of the man who is robbing you of your dignity. Unless you carry out our demands as requested, we will blow your career on Sci-Fi and your public life..." |
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"Now inside the vault, six men are removing half your credibility. If you get your men to carry it up, you get to keep half of it. If anything goes wrong or you alert the authorities, we will blow your credibility in the vault and the one in the bags... |
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And Introducing Corey Haim. Or is it Feldman? |