invasion of the Corey-snatchers..heh..i just said 'snatch'!

by JAUSTRALIS



 

look..so WHAT if my mother had an affair with a unicorn!! is that MY fault!!!
<later on>..whatever dude..you did a uni-whore!!! HAHAAHAHHA~!
LISTEN!!! if i hear ONE MORE comment about flying horses or horny things..oh..wait..ixnay that horny thing part..heh..
hey! horny things?? i think they're talking about US!!
WELL..i don't have horns, per SE..but i DO get my circuits in a frenzy when i see one of the Coreys....beep bleep beep..!!
I'M NOT A COREY DAMNIT!!! I'M NOT A COREY!!! (he's a corey..)
OK! FINE! so i'm a COREY!! well SO ARE *YOU*!!!.. OH wait..sorry Mr. Jackson.. my bad!
you know..flying first class isn't that bad!.. at least i don't have to sit next to a Corey...and i'll have a smooth ride!
'we'll be taking off in approximately..."5 paces"...
the repeated comments about 'Corey's' is illogical.. but hey..i'm wearing a satin shirt..what do *i* know?
DAMN her!!! DAMN her and her Corey lovin' unicorn being SELF!!! BAAAAAH!!!!
..<SNIFF>..hmm..Ying was here!
now..NO one will be able to enter my 'shield of DOOM'!!!!.. OH..wait..this is going to hinder my..'nookie getting'..DAMNIT!
If ONLY i could get thru his defenses! DAMN him and his Corey-phobias!!
what do you MEAN "Indo likes Dr. John"??

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