Never Ending Ham
by E_the_E
Never Ending Ham
by E_the_E
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"I am the Great Vorelli!" |
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On this planet, there is but one rule: No ham for Hugo. |
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"Get back to your cage, or I shall destroy you!" |
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"I command you to shake your moneymaker!" |
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"She said you were ugly, Hugo!" |
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No Haim for Hugo! |
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"Now put your beard on and get out there!" |
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"A dummy? Drinking wine? Who's ever heard of such a thing?" |
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"You are a dummy, Hugo! An ugly little wooden dummy! But a puppet!" |
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"I am your master, Hugo! You must obey me!" |
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Buttlady! Buttlady! Buttlady! |
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"I can eat! I can eat just like you!" |
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"Bring me my ham sandwich!" |
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"Give me some wine. I want some wine." |
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"But a dummy, Hugo! A common puppet! No ham for Hugo!" |