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"Amidala, remember that time when we were over there...at the balcony...five minutes ago?" "Oh yes...those were the minutes. I love reminiscing with you." | Episode II: Unreal Tournament. Watch Annakin run around with a "Maximus from 'Gladiator'" skin and blast hundreds of Jar Jar Binks clones. |
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"I am a Jedi Knight, and this is my cousin Earl from Dothan." "Skynrd forever!" | Star Wars characters don't get morning hair, they get morning low-res. |
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"And now, my next shadow puppet, 'Pinocchio and He-Man in love'!" | The long-awaited "Star Wars" / "The Crow" crossover ultimately failed to deliver. |
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"I can see my house from here!" | You have been brought here today to answer for your crimes against hair." |
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Told you not to taunt Happy Fun Ball. | "Come on, Amidala. Aren't you the *least* bit curious as to how I've aged ten years and you've only aged about three?" |
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