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George Lucas presents: The Mikado! | "If I wish to lower the lights for the sake of a little romance, then I push this button... And if I wish to laser blast some bloated old fart who's so rude as to lean upon my fancy control console, then I push this button..." |
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Y'all better run like hell... Roger Waters is on the loose again wielding his favorite ax! | Duck and cover, folks... Bill Clinton will go to any lengths to rid himself of Hillary! |
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In today's headlines: Barney the purple dinosaur shocked his loyal fans and the media alike by declaring his undying love for Lamb Chop the skanky hand puppet. | "Yes, God. I hear and I obey... John Tesh must DIE!" |
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"No, Khan. I don't go bounding around the ship anymore with my uniform top strategically torn -- I'm never gonna shave my chest hair again for any price!" | "You know, Bones. Shooting Spock's lifeless body into space has made me kind of horny. How do you feel about sharing an old girlfriend sandwich?" |
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"Kirk to Enterprise... Damn it, Scotty! I just about broke my frickin' wrist trying to flip this stupid looking contraption open!" | Geez, John Goodman really NEEDS a diet! |
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