
YibbleGuy: Summoned for an audience with the great and powerful LORNE, Justin Timberlake wonders if he'll have to put his dick in a box again. | GodoHell: .o0 Y'know, if I saved my earwax, I could make an AWESOME candle. 0o. | cajunmagic: "Wow. This shit's better than the stuff I smoked on the set of The Big Chill." |
jackrouters: "The bells....the BELLS!" | GodoHell: William Hurt is petrified at the sight of the world's tiniest violin. | DarkestPerk: Convinced he was suffering from Alter States flashbacks, Hurt next scampered about the room on all fours, screaming and killing a goat for dinner. |
GodoHell: The horror of the cold-water enema. | TheDiva: Yikes, what happened to Milla Jovovich? | NurseNoir: A Marge Schott feature? Wow: "Vogue" magazine is really scraping the bottom of the barrel! |
GlitterRock: Little-known Harry Potter character: Jabba Weasley | GlitterRock: "Anyone fancy a game of charades using just your noses? Science-fiction film, name of the ship, one word. (flares nostrils once, twice) Give up? The Nostrilomo! Spent a week thinking that one up! Good, innit?" | DarkestPerk: "I have a dream when House Harkonnen is the most powerful in the Empire...plus a box of jelly donuts." |