
![]() cajunmagic: That's it, Goldblum. Hide your shame. | ![]() Zee: "MY nAme Is GOLDBluM. I tAkE cArE Of thE plACE whIle thE mAastER is AWaY..." |
![]() TheMaskedDiva: Somewhere, a kid's show is missing its host. | ![]() ithurtswhenidothat: The Cowboy Way? Just let it fly no matter where you are if you have to piss? |
![]() LauraPowers85: "Hi. Billy Idol here to ask you about aluminum siding." | ![]() cajunmagic: Ooh...I know this one. So, A Martinez, a Jewish cowboy, and The Heavenly Kid go walking in the park... |
![]() TheMaskedDiva: Wow, it's like an explosion of embarrassing fashion trends. | ![]() Zee: *Goldblum pees on Ed Begley's gay red pants* |
![]() TheMaskedDiva: I didn't know New Brunswick had fashion police! | ![]() Zee: ...Where they house all convicted enemies of bowling balls... |
![]() Zee: "Hey, Ellen, what do you call the tufts of long hairs at the end of the tail of an animal, say, a cow, for instance?" "I don't know, a switch?" "Jimmy Smits." | ![]() Zee: "Sure, I'm in prison for killing my wife, I'm due to be executed tomorrow, and I got diarrhea from that prison stew.... But at least I didn't do Robocop 3!" |