GALLERIES
DUNE (The Alan Smithee Version)
(June / July 2006)
Page 12
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 gleeb: This is what happens when redheads go out in the sun. |  gleeb: "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of sapho the thoughts aquire speed; the lips aquire stains; the stains become a warning. And that's the truth, pbbbt!" |
kilroy105: So *that's* where Art Garfunkle's been hiding! |  TheDiva: They must be CGI-ing in the room later. |
gleeb: But they do have a little stairway if anyone decides to dance on the table. That's a nice feature. |  TheSpaceToast: Unimportant videogame characters, from right to left: Portly Pilot -Function: Alerting you to the enemy's latest sneak attack. -Deaths per game: 2-3 -Death rattle: "There's something wrong on the scopes..." Annoying Friend/Sidekick -Function: Trouble randomization/load. -Deaths per game: 1, but it can't come soon enough. -Death rattle: "Hey man, it's like back at the Academy... only this time I'LL be getting YOU out of trouble! Psych!" Lead "Brain" -Function: Haltingly delivered exposition. -Deaths per game: 1-3 -Death rattle: "Ha ha, and now they're PERFECT! Mwuahahaha-Oh no!" Generic Scientist #1 -Function: Teaching you to avoid lab coats and postsecondary education -- because it's all going to end in zombies. -Deaths per game: Dozens and dozens. -Death rattle: Wilhelm scream. |
 kilroy105: And now... Gene Hackman for ProActiv. |  gleeb: RENEW! |
Mattteus: he harnessed the power of his own ugliness to achieve flight! | JohnSteed: Fat Bastard IS The Rocketeer! |
kilroy105: Couldn't hold it in, could he? | rickubis: On the off-season, Santa trains in his Danger Room. |