
![]() JohnSteed: "Here, Killtron, watch the baby...." | ![]() gleeb: "No, Ma'am, that's a cat. Here's your baby." |
![]() kilroy105: "Shake hand, kiss baby... shake hand, kiss baby... kiss hand, shake baby... shake baby, shake baby..." | ![]() rickubis: "So...that cat expelled this child?" "That's NOT what I said. I said the baby came from my pu---oh all right. Yes, it came outta the cat." |
![]() JohnSteed: The love of the smell of fresh fruit or self-pleasuring? You decide. | ![]() BlakHat1: Marvin did some waiter work while he was waiting eons at the Restaurant at the End of he Universe, but for obvious reasons he was switched to car-park duty. |
![]() tinaw: "Look at me, brain the size of a planet and here I am serving fruit to the inhabitants of Castle Anthrax. Don't talk to me about life." | ![]() gleeb: When they came for the Dominicans, I said nothing, because I wasn't a Dominican. When they came for the Benedictines, I said nothing, because I wasn't a Benedictine. When they finally came for the Trappists, I still said nothing, because, hey, I'm a Trappist. |
![]() kilroy105: Just proves my theory once again... Arabs love Big Van Vader! | ![]() JohnSteed: Saturn went on "Pimp My Planet." |
![]() gleeb: Two points! | ![]() kilroy105: And somewhere, Harlan Ellisson is still refusing to mention the name of that accursed network he did commentaries for. |