GALLERIES
DOCTOR WHO - The Klepton Parasites
(June / July 2006)
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Did they just wipe out the only remnants of an intelligent species? I'm not so sure I'd like to hang out with these guys, genocide just isn't my thing. |
"Waitasec! That's not an explosion! That's a bursting ass pimple!! ROUGE 4! GET OUT OF THERE! GET OUT OF THERE!!" "I CAN'T SHAKE THE PUSS!! I CAN'T SHAKE THE--" <SPLOTCH> <KABOOM!!> [dramatic star wars strings] |
An explosion big enough to destroy a city, coming from underwater? I'd stay away from any coastal cities for a while if I were you. Surf's up! |
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minarets? telephone poles? ewok houses? |
Tiny Space Needles? |
But for you, my people would be enslaved. Now...they're almost all dead. Thanks. Thanks a lot. |
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Besides, I have to return the Tardis... some kids named Bill and Ted are scheduled to check it out in an hour. |
Lembach is staying! No, wait... He's not staying. Damn you, Blanchard! |
"...and I must leave before the supernova destroys your planet." "WHAT!?" "Let's go, children." |
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Doctor stares at John. "... .... .... .... shut the f*ck up, John." |
"Nope, you've already had your fun. It's Susan's turn now!" |
"Hmm, why is 'load' just the word that comes to mind when I think of you, John?" |