
![]() AlexGariepy: This cantina blows, doesn't have any band or dancers or sliced-off arms or anything! ![]() Indomitus: "Okay, now everybody smile as if one of us is famous!" "One of us IS!" ... "Which one?" ... "I forget." | |
![]() TheDiva: Did she skin a Wampa for that coat? ![]() Dita DuPave: WEEKLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE! DARTH TATER SEEN IN ILLICIT SCANDAL WITH THE NIPPLELICIOUS BAI LING! | |
![]() Zee: This just in- Actress Ling Bai- I mean, Bai Ling- I mean- look, just whatever format you want her name just go with that, I mean... Let me start over. This just in- Actress Nips appears more times in Indomitus's photos than she does in actual movie she's promoting! ![]() Indomitus: (you have no idea, Zee. Half my pics... really, half of them... were taken within that half hour.) | |
![]() LauraPowers85: "Chewbacca says you can't look at my bellybutton." ![]() daupstart: She's trying to make us give in to the nipple side of the Force. | |
![]() Zee: I sense a disturbance in the force... a sexy disturbance ![]() GlitterRock: "You fanboys are lucky I'm wearing my bra today. Without it, I'd be breaking windows all over this town!" | |
![]() RonnieDobbs: She was found complicit in triggering a massive wet dream shared amongst all Star-Wars geeks. Normal Americans are urged not to fall asleep until this oneiric catastrophe is under control. ![]() TheDiva: Some fanboys are in the back fiddling with the thermostat. |