GALLERIES
STAR WARS CELEBRATION: THROUGH THE LENS OF A GEEK
(May/June 2005)
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 Cyberbeast: "You want to know what the Force is? It's my dick, okay? Happy now, losers?" (Joke shamelessly stolen from Dennis Miller.)  GlitterRock: "Mr. Lucas, what is your proudest accomplishment with the universe you've created?" "'Battlefront' for the PC. If I hadn't been shooting f*cking Ewoks for the last few months, 'Sith' would've been in theaters for Christmas!" | |
TheDiva: "I'd like to apologize for that whole sand monologue in Episode II. I was drunk that day." AlexGariepy: "If any of you see Jay and Silent Bob around here, just remember the bounty." | |
Zee: "Please! I will not answer any more Howard the Duck related questions!"  Indomitus: "I just noticed that there are a few details in the original trilogy that don't match the prequels, so we're going to completely redo the originals. And I don't really like the color of Luke's shirt, so I'm going to recast and digitally replace Mark Hamill." | |
144B: And they all lived happly ever after. The End, There, that ought to fix those little bastards? Uh, we're still on? O'ho!?!?  Indomitus: *sips drink* "Man, these Ewok ribs are pretty gamey." "Have you tried the Wampa Burger?" "No. A friend told me he found a Tauntaun hair in his." "Dude, that's nasty." "Tell me about it. I might go for a Gamorrean Pizza later, though. I've heard they're pretty good." | |
Zee: "Here, drink some of this." *takes sip* "What is it?" "Jabba's pit sweat slurpee." *epic spit take of TV's Frank proportions*  GlitterRock: (his back to us) "I'd like to book a fast ship. Just myself, the boy, two droids--and no questioned asked." "Uh pops, this is a food court, not a cantina." "Oh dear, how foolish of me! Ummm.... (hand motioning) ... you want to give me your Taco Bravo." "... Want... to... give... you... my... Taco... Bravo..." | |
 Indomitus: And this is just the line for the bathroom. daupstart: When funds got low, the Death Star would host tours. |