GALLERIES
STAR WARS CELEBRATION: THROUGH THE LENS OF A GEEK
(May/June 2005)
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 Indomitus: Roughly translated, that says: "This is not a toy. Keep out of reach of children. Use only as directed. If redness persists, consult a physician. X-Wing and related bullsh*t are © Lucasfilm, so BACK OFF!"  LauraPowers85: "Hey, Lando- read that grafiti." *mumbles* "Hey- I do not suck big dick!" | |
PrezGAR: Translation: For a good time, call Aayla Secura on Comm Frequency... 144B: How's My Flying? Call 1-888-786-©ðþðƒ©ƒƒ©-ð™ð³¢¼™ç׃×ß•™µµ©-009 | |
 GlitterRock: Wow, it's so accurate! Right down to the Twi'lek dancer's titty bouncing out!  TheDiva: What happens in Jabba's Palace, stays in Jabba's Palace. | |
AlexGariepy: Only Boba Fett sees through Leia's disguise, but alas, no one listens to the Fett-man... Indomitus: So, um... This is the new 3-D version, is it? Well, it's... It's interesting, I guess. Why, exactly, did he do this, again? | |
 AlexGariepy: "Come on! Shoot us! We DARE you! You're just as dispensible as we are! Come on, are you chicken, Rebel scum? Boc boc boca!" TheDiva: The casts of "Spaceballs" and "Star Wars" have it out. | |
daupstart: "<krrk> Wait! Wait stop! Everybody, hold your fire! Is this the ship from Alderan? <krrrk>" "Aldero-- NO! This is the starship Roto-Tooter on a mission to fix the sewage problem on Endor!....... We're plumbers!!" "<krrrk>................. Oh. Oh, my bad, guy, we didn't.... I KNEW it smelled funny in here. Alright men, looks like we've raided a shit ship. <krrk>" "<krrrk> But sir, if they're plumbers, why aren't their ass cracks showing? I mean, not that I was specifically looking or anything, but... yknow. <krrk>" "<krrk> Hmm. Good point, Lt. Alright, everybody, on the count of three, we resume fire. But remember, DON'T HIT THE SEPTIC VATS!... Please! <krrk>"  LauraPowers85: "Security, Michael Keaton snuck in again. If you could please take care of the situation." |